Me: Breathe in, breathe out Brain: Yawn Me: Breathe in, breathe out, no sleeping, relax Brain: Yawn Me: Breathe in, breathe out, focus Brain: hmmmmmmm, focus Me: Breathe in, breathe out, singular focus, breathe in, breathe out Brain: hmmmmmmm, singular focus Me: That’s it Brain – breathe in, breathe out – we’re almost there Brain: … More Fathoms of the Brain
Brain: What the fuck happened to yesterday and why is tomorrow so pissed off at today? Me: I don’t know Brain: I think yesterday is pissed because yesterday knows it’s all but forgotten. What really pisses off tomorrow is that it may never happen and if it does happen it’s today and tomorrow is still … More Fleeting
< Bolting upright in bed in a total adrenaline rush> Me: What the fuck! Holy shit! Man, that was close Brain: What’s up Fat Man Me: What’s up? Didn’t you hear that thunder? Brain: What are you talking about? Me: We almost got hit by lightning Brain: Really? Me: What? We really almost just got … More REM Brain
Brain: Heeeeeeelllllllloooooo Me: What???? Brain: Hey there sleeping beauty, let’s get up and rock the day Me: Rock this Brain: Come on Fat Man don’t be a negative nelly Me: Just shut up Brain: It’s Tuesday! Let’s have some fun Me: Fun? You want us to have fun? Brain: That’s right your Fatness Me: We … More Brain Flame
Brain: No gym today, huh? Me: Why not? Brain: Because it’s already 530am. We slept through the alarm Me: Really? Wow. Brain: That was quite a mother’s day celebration. Me: I guess it was, what a glorious day. Good food, great people, wonderful weather and plenty to drink Brain: Plenty indeed….ouch Me: Why does my … More Fried Brain
Brain: Do you know what I find interesting? Me: No. What time is it? Brain: 3am Me: Again? Brain: What do you mean again? It’s 3am once a day Me: Again, as in, why are you waking me up at 3am AGAIN Brain: Oh, I was thinking about the word fuck Me: It’s fucking 3am, … More F***ing Brain
Brain: Always look on the bright side of life….. Me: Yawn, what Brain: Always look on the bright side of life….. Me: Huh Brain: Happy International Monty Python Day Me: Right Brain: Come on Fat Man, it’s a good day to celebrate this irreverent thing we call life Me: Ummm, okay Brain: With all its … More Python Brain
