Lighthouse Brain

Brain: Let’s go Rocket Boy, rise and shine Me: I’m already awake, shut up Brain: Okay, you don’t have to be a dick Me: Sorry, I’m just tired Brain: Hey, the world’s tired buckaroo Me: Huh? Brain: The world is tired. Tired of the shit sandwich we read and hear about via the media everyday … More Lighthouse Brain

Petabyte Brain

Brain: Man I am exhausted Me: Why? Brain: I’ve been up all night thinking and working on our subconscious Me: Thinking about what? Brain: About the five hundred thousand plus hours I’ve been doing this thing everyday Me: What thing? Brain: This thing? Me: Huh? Brain: Life, you moron. Do you have any idea how … More Petabyte Brain

Wobbly Brain

Brain: Please shut that thing off Me: I just turned it to snooze Brain: Whatever Me: Ahhhhhhh Brain: What the fuck, shut it off! Me: Sorry Brain, that was 6 minutes, time to get up Brain: 6 minutes? It felt like hours Me: I know, that’s the magic of the snooze button Brain: Ugh, where’s … More Wobbly Brain

The Company I Keep

Note: Some folks have probably read this a while ago. I posted the original version of this in May of 2007. I’ve reworked the personal pronouns for this version. The company I keep is all in my head it’s safer that way Given what gets said Sometimes it’s laughter and sometimes it’s not Banter and … More The Company I Keep

Brain at 13

Brain: That thing is making noise again Me: It’s okay, it’s just the alarm Brain: Got it. Let’s go. Me: I with ya, let’s do it. Brain: Rock n roll Fat Man! Me: Really? Hey do you know this makes 14 out of the last 15 work days we’ve made it to the gym! Brain: … More Brain at 13

Singing Brain

Brain: Yo Fat Man? Me: Yeah? Brain: Did you sleep well last night? Me: Not really Brain: We going to bag the gym today? Me: I could bag it. Brain: How disappointed in ourself will we be Me: I’d say pretty disappointed. Brain: Then I guess we should go, huh? Me: Yep, let’s do it. … More Singing Brain

Hump Day Brain

Brain: What the fuck is that noise? Me: That’s the alarm Brain: Fucking shut it off Me: Dude it goes off every morning at 4:14am Brain: Shut it off. Me: Wow, somebody is grumpy today Brain: I was up all night, leave me alone. Me: Why didn’t you sleep? Brain: I was busy Me: Doing … More Hump Day Brain

Brain Spring

Brain: Happy Vernal Equinox Me: Huh? Brain: Weeee hoooo, it’s the Vernal Equinox! Me: What? Dude it’s 345am. Brain: Wake up lazy ass, it’s the first day of Spring! Me: Uh, so what. Brain: So what? Are you kidding me? Me:  Uh, no. Brain: At 12:15pm today it’s the Vernal Equinox. Me: Sure Brain:  Do … More Brain Spring