Brain: Whoa dude, that was a righteous workout Me: It wasn’t bad 2.95 miles in 32 minutes Brain: It was great, we could have kept going if the machine didn’t shut off automatically Me: I think you’re right Brain: I know it Rocket Boy Me: Thanks Brain Brain: Hey, did you know it’s Good Friday … More Brain and Plastic Jesus Eggs
Brain: Let’s go Rocket Boy, rise and shine Me: I’m already awake, shut up Brain: Okay, you don’t have to be a dick Me: Sorry, I’m just tired Brain: Hey, the world’s tired buckaroo Me: Huh? Brain: The world is tired. Tired of the shit sandwich we read and hear about via the media everyday … More Lighthouse Brain
Brain: Man I am exhausted Me: Why? Brain: I’ve been up all night thinking and working on our subconscious Me: Thinking about what? Brain: About the five hundred thousand plus hours I’ve been doing this thing everyday Me: What thing? Brain: This thing? Me: Huh? Brain: Life, you moron. Do you have any idea how … More Petabyte Brain
Brain: Please shut that thing off Me: I just turned it to snooze Brain: Whatever Me: Ahhhhhhh Brain: What the fuck, shut it off! Me: Sorry Brain, that was 6 minutes, time to get up Brain: 6 minutes? It felt like hours Me: I know, that’s the magic of the snooze button Brain: Ugh, where’s … More Wobbly Brain
Brain: Happy Monday Fat Man. Rise and shine. Me: Yep, I know the drill Brain: We could sleep in Me: I know, that would be awesome Brain: You want to? Me: Sure, the gym will be there tomorrow Brain: Okay, NOT! Get your fat ass out of bed Me: What? I thought…. Brain: I was … More Brain and the Call
Note: Some folks have probably read this a while ago. I posted the original version of this in May of 2007. I’ve reworked the personal pronouns for this version. The company I keep is all in my head it’s safer that way Given what gets said Sometimes it’s laughter and sometimes it’s not Banter and … More The Company I Keep
Brain: That thing is making noise again Me: It’s okay, it’s just the alarm Brain: Got it. Let’s go. Me: I with ya, let’s do it. Brain: Rock n roll Fat Man! Me: Really? Hey do you know this makes 14 out of the last 15 work days we’ve made it to the gym! Brain: … More Brain at 13
