Introducing, live from your head, The Synaptic Provocateurs

Brain: Hey, what are you doing in here?

Me: What do you mean?

Brain: You’re not supposed to be here.

Me: Why not, it’s my head too.

Brain: No, no, no. This is my space and time.

Me: Hey, what’s good for you is good for me.

Brain: What? You’re an idiot now wake up and leave us along

Me: Who’s us?

Brain: Can you see them, it’s Endo, Tonin and Dope.

Me: Oh, hey guys. What are you doing?

Brain:Wake up fat man, it’s time to rock

Me: Huh? It’s not time to get up yet

Brain: Come on dude we’ve got important stuff to do

Me: Like what?

Brain: Me, Endo, Tonin and Dope are starting a band

Me: Cool. Can I be in it too?

Brain: No, now wake up and leave us alone

Me: What’s the name of the band?

Brain: Never mind. Wake up and get your fat ass out of bed and go to the gym

Me: Come on, what’s the name?

Brain: I’ll tell you and then you’re out of here.

Me: Fine

Brain: The Synaptic Provocateurs is the name.

Me: I like it. Hey do you see that shark?

Brain: Nope

Me: Shit, it’s coming after me. It’s running across the lawn. Watch Out, run!!!!!

Brain: Hehehehe. I love an active dream state

Me: Shit Brain. I just had the weirdest dream. There was this shark and it was running across the lawn chasing me

Brain: Really, you don’t say. Hehehehe

Me: Come on, let’s go to the gym

Brain: Right on fat man. Day 5 this week, nice job

Me: Thanks.

Brain: Let’s start generating some happy Brain chemicals.

Me: I’m with ya. Hey, who the hell are The Synaptic Provocateurs?

Brain: Hehehe. Don’t know.

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