Brain: Happy Vernal Equinox
Brain: Weeee hoooo, it’s the Vernal Equinox!
Me: What? Dude it’s 345am.
Brain: Wake up lazy ass, it’s the first day of Spring!
Me: Uh, so what.
Brain: So what? Are you kidding me?
Me: Uh, no.
Brain: At 12:15pm today it’s the Vernal Equinox.
Brain: Do you know equinox comes from the latin, “equal night.”
Me: Who cares?
Brain: I do Fat Man! Let’s welcome the sun back to the Northern Hemisphere!
Me: Oh, whoopee!
Brain: Do you know what role the Vernal Equinox plays in setting the date for Easter?
Brain: Easter is always the first Sunday after the first full moon on or after the Vernal Equinox.
Me: You are just a storehouse of useless knowledge
Brain: Don’t be a jerk. Don’t you find the Pagan influence on Christian calendar interesting?
Brain: Do you know the German Goddess of Spring is called Eostre?
Me: Go away.
Brain: Eostre, Easter..hmmmm don’t you think that’s interesting? She liked Rabbits and eggs.
Me: So what?
Brain: So what? Did you know rabbits can get pregnant while they’re already pregnant
Me: You are just full of interesting shit.
Brain: Piss off. What are you bringing to the table this morning Fat Man?
Me: Ummmm, I’ll drive to the gym?
Brain: You bet your ass Fat Man. Let’s go.
Brain: On the way I can tell you about why yellow marshmallow rabbits and chocolate eggs are such a big part of Easter.
Me: I can’t wait.