Hump Day Brain

Brain: What the fuck is that noise?

Me: That’s the alarm

Brain: Fucking shut it off

Me: Dude it goes off every morning at 4:14am

Brain: Shut it off.

Me: Wow, somebody is grumpy today

Brain: I was up all night, leave me alone.

Me: Why didn’t you sleep?

Brain: I was busy

Me: Doing what?

Brain: Making lists

Me: Of what?

Brain: Everything. Things I never accomplished, people I’ve lost, people I’ve disappointed, things I wanted to do. Things I have to do. Things that bug me like……. why do I always get the shopping cart with the flat spot on the front tire. Lots of lists

Me: You need to calm down a little

Brain: That’s what I was saying. Now shut off the alarm and go back to sleep.

Me: No can do Brain. It’s hump day, let’s go to the gym

Brain: Nope, you can’t engage me

Me: Try some of this

Brain: Whoa, I like me some of that

Me: Here’s a little more

Brain: Not bad. What is that nectar of the Gods called?

Me: It’s called coffee and let me introduce you to my friend caffeine

Brain: Give me more

Me: Go easy there

Brain: Oh baby, let’s rock

Me: Awesome, let’s go to the gym

Brain: I’m with ya Fat Man

Me: It’s a good morning to groove Brain

Brain: Sounds good to me your Righteously Fatness

Me: Was that really necessary

Brain: Sorry Fat Man. I’m just fucking with ya.

At about the 18 minute mark….out of nowhere


said a hip hop

Hippie to the hippie The hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop, a rock it out

Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie

To the rhythm of the boogie the beat

Me: What? Where the hell did that come from.

Brain: Huh?

Me: Dude, you were just singing something by the Sugarhill Gang

Brain: No I wasn’t

Me: Yes you were

Brain: Weird, maybe it was like a mental hairball

Me: Whatever dude

Brain: Indeed

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