Brain: What the fuck is that noise?
Me: That’s the alarm
Brain: Fucking shut it off
Me: Dude it goes off every morning at 4:14am
Brain: Shut it off.
Me: Wow, somebody is grumpy today
Brain: I was up all night, leave me alone.
Me: Why didn’t you sleep?
Brain: I was busy
Me: Doing what?
Brain: Making lists
Me: Of what?
Brain: Everything. Things I never accomplished, people I’ve lost, people I’ve disappointed, things I wanted to do. Things I have to do. Things that bug me like……. why do I always get the shopping cart with the flat spot on the front tire. Lots of lists
Me: You need to calm down a little
Brain: That’s what I was saying. Now shut off the alarm and go back to sleep.
Me: No can do Brain. It’s hump day, let’s go to the gym
Brain: Nope, you can’t engage me
Me: Try some of this
Brain: Whoa, I like me some of that
Me: Here’s a little more
Brain: Not bad. What is that nectar of the Gods called?
Me: It’s called coffee and let me introduce you to my friend caffeine
Brain: Give me more
Me: Go easy there
Brain: Oh baby, let’s rock
Me: Awesome, let’s go to the gym
Brain: I’m with ya Fat Man
Me: It’s a good morning to groove Brain
Brain: Sounds good to me your Righteously Fatness
Me: Was that really necessary
Brain: Sorry Fat Man. I’m just fucking with ya.
At about the 18 minute mark….out of nowhere
said a hip hop
Hippie to the hippie The hip, hip a hop, and you don’t stop, a rock it out
Bubba to the bang bang boogie, boobie to the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie the beat
Me: What? Where the hell did that come from.
Me: Dude, you were just singing something by the Sugarhill Gang
Brain: No I wasn’t
Me: Yes you were
Brain: Weird, maybe it was like a mental hairball
Me: Whatever dude