Brain: Yo Fat Man?
Brain: Did you sleep well last night?
Me: Not really
Brain: We going to bag the gym today?
Me: I could bag it.
Brain: How disappointed in ourself will we be
Me: I’d say pretty disappointed.
Brain: Then I guess we should go, huh?
Me: Yep, let’s do it.
So we drag our collective ass to the gym where we are greeted by a totally empty gym…
Brain: I guess a lot of people decided to bag it today.
Me: No kidding
After ten minutes
Brain: This is a slog today Fat Man
Me: I know, we need to kick it up a gear
Brain: I think we need some better tunes
It’s like Spotify read my Brain
In this order…
Sweet Home Alabama
Runnin’ Down a Dream
On the Road Again
Sympathy for the Devil
Brain: This is great Fat Man, fly baby fly
Me: Music is so influential Brain, I love it
Brain: I’m with you Fat Man….
Then it happened….”Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of wealth and taste
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man’s soul to waste”
Me: Brain, what are you doing
Brain: I’m singing along, why?
Me: Ummmm, you’re singing out loud
Brain: Yeah, so what
Me: Ummmm you’re at the gym
Brain: So, there’s no one here
Me: Ummmm, you didn’t see those 3 women come in, did you
Brain: WHAT? “Woo woo Woo”
Me: You don’t see those 3 women staring at us
Me: Maybe you should stop singing out loud
Brain: What’s that saying about dancing?
Me: I don’t know, “dance like no one’s watching?”
Brain: That’s it. I got one for singing…”sing loud like no one’s around.”
Me: Ummm, okay
Brain: Fuck it, “I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain, woo woo woo”
Me: I love you Brain
Brain: I love you to Fat Man