Singing Brain

Brain: Yo Fat Man?

Me: Yeah?

Brain: Did you sleep well last night?

Me: Not really

Brain: We going to bag the gym today?

Me: I could bag it.

Brain: How disappointed in ourself will we be

Me: I’d say pretty disappointed.

Brain: Then I guess we should go, huh?

Me: Yep, let’s do it.

So we drag our collective ass to the gym where we are greeted by a totally empty gym…

Brain: I guess a lot of people decided to bag it today.

Me: No kidding

After ten minutes

Brain: This is a slog today Fat Man

Me: I know, we need to kick it up a gear

Brain: I think we need some better tunes

It’s like Spotify read my Brain

In this order…

Sweet Home Alabama

Runnin’ Down a Dream

On the Road Again

Low Rider

Ramblin’ Man

Sympathy for the Devil

Brain: This is great Fat Man, fly baby fly

Me: Music is so influential Brain, I love it

Brain: I’m with you Fat Man….

Then it happened….”Please allow me to introduce myself

I’m a man of wealth and taste

I’ve been around for a long, long year

Stole many a man’s soul to waste”

Me: Brain, what are you doing

Brain: I’m singing along, why?

Me: Ummmm, you’re singing out loud

Brain: Yeah, so what

Me: Ummmm you’re at the gym

Brain: So, there’s no one here

Me: Ummmm, you didn’t see those 3 women come in, did you

Brain: WHAT? “Woo woo Woo”

Me: You don’t see those 3 women staring at us

Brain: Nope

Me: Maybe you should stop singing out loud

Brain: What’s that saying about dancing?

Me: I don’t know, “dance like no one’s watching?”

Brain: That’s it. I got one for singing…”sing loud like no one’s around.”

Me: Ummm, okay

Brain: Fuck it, “I stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain, woo woo woo”

Me: I love you Brain

Brain: I love you to Fat Man

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