Brain: Happy Monday Fat Man. Rise and shine.
Me: Yep, I know the drill
Brain: We could sleep in
Me: I know, that would be awesome
Brain: You want to?
Me: Sure, the gym will be there tomorrow
Brain: Okay, NOT! Get your fat ass out of bed
Me: What? I thought….
Brain: I was just testing you Fat Man and you failed with flying colors
Me: You suck
Brain: No you suck you lazy ass. Let’s go!
Brain: Don’t make me mess with ya.
Me: You can’t do anything
Brain: Oh yeah, listen, can you hear that sound?
Me: Nope, don’t here nothing.
Brain: I hear it, it’s getting louder
Me: Nothing is going to get me out of bed.
Brain: Here it comes
Me: Huh, hey that’s not fair
Brain: I told you not to mess with me
Me: You totally suck
Brain: Hehehehe, the call of nature works every time!
Brain: Now that you’re out of bed lets go to the gym
Me: You really are not fair
Brain: I’m sorry, you want to get back in bed and rest?
Me: That would be awesome
Brain: Okay, go ahead get back into bed
Brain: Of course not Fat Man. Get your shit together and let’s rock
Me: You’re such a pain in the ass
Brain: That’s me. Mr. Ass Pain
Me: Fine, let’s go
Brain: Now your talking Fat Man. Let’s rock this Monday!
Me: Yep, great, rock this Monday.
Brain: Rock the day!
After 35 minutes on the elliptical
Brain: Weeeeee Hooooooo
Me: You enjoyed that?
Brain: Absolutely Fat Man, great job.
Brain: No ugh Fat Man. You kicked ass for a tired, Fat, bald dude
Me: Thanks so much Brain
Brain: You’re welcome Fat Man.