Brain: Whoa dude, that was a righteous workout
Me: It wasn’t bad 2.95 miles in 32 minutes
Brain: It was great, we could have kept going if the machine didn’t shut off automatically
Me: I think you’re right
Brain: I know it Rocket Boy
Me: Thanks Brain
Brain: Hey, did you know it’s Good Friday and that Passover starts tonight
Me: No, thanks for reminding me. It’s kind of weird we call the day Jesus was crucified “good.”
Brain: I think in the “olden” days good meant Holy
Me: Ahhh, that makes sense
Brain: Remember,no meat today
Why: why is that?
Brain: I think it’s because Jesus sacrificed his flesh for followers sins so they should abstain from eating meaty flesh.
Me: What about fish?
Brain: Fish are cool because fish come from the sea so that’s a different kind of flesh.
Me: Hmmmmm, the sounds way too convenient. What about the bunnies, chocolate eggs, fake plastic green grass and dyed eggs
Brain: Remember the other day we talked about the Pagan influence on Easter. You know fertility and everything. Horny bunnies reproducing rapidly
Me: Oh yeah.
Brain: Do you know you can go online and buy Jesus shaped plastic eggs that you can fill with candy?
Me: Lol, no fucking way
Brain: Yes fucking way, how wrong is that
Me: Oh man. How much are they
Brain: $8.03 for a 12 pack. Plus shipping
Me: That’s awesome
Brain: What would be really funny is after you hide them, they disappear. Much like Jesus did during the resurrection.
Me: Can you imagine all the pissed off kids looking for the resurrecting plastic Jesus eggs?
Brain: Oh man. Can you imagine if the parents didn’t know the plastic Jesus eggs would disappear. They’d be like, “I know I put the plastic Jesus egg right there. Where the fuck did it go?
Me: LOL. That would be epic.
Brain: Epic indeed