Peep Brain

Brain: Hey there Mr. Genius, rise and shine

Me: Okay, okay

Brain: A little to much Easter fun, huh?

Me: Just a little, ugh

Brain: Come on Fat Man, we got some sweating to do

Me: Fine,ugh

Brain: No rest for the wicked. Let’s go

Me: yeah, yeah, yeah

After 10 minutes on the elliptical

Me: Brain this sucks

Brain: You should have thought about that yesterday

Me: But everything was so good

Brain: It sure was. But did you really think it was a good idea to brûlée that Peep with a lighter?

Me: Hehehehe, I almost forgot about that. It was pretty tasty

Brain: It was disgusting

Me: No it wasn’t

Brain: You’re an idiot. Now speed up

Me: I’m going. Calm down

Brain: You call this a work out? Let’s move. You got 15 minutes to make a difference

Me: Whatever

Brain: Don’t whatever me brûlée-er of other peoples Peeps

Me: Peeps are people to

Brain: No they aren’t. Peeps are disgusting sugar bombs

Me: Peeps rock

Brain: If you don’t keep moving you’re going to continue to have the physique of a Peep, Fat Man

Me: Okay, we’re sweating, shut up.

Brain: Keep going. I want 2.5 miles again.

Finally the cool down starts

Brain: Nice job Fat Man

Me: Thanks Brain. Peep Power!

Brain: You’re an idiot.

Me: Peeps, Peeps, Peeps, Peeps

Brain: Shut up

Me: Peeps, Peeps, Peeps

Brain: I warned you

Me: HEY, what is that about….OUCH

At that moment my left foot cramps up….serious pain

Brain: You made me do it. I told you to stop with the Peep shit

Me: Okay, I’ll stop with the Peep shit. You don’t have to be such a dick

Brain: Maybe you should think about some electrolytes instead of Peeps

Me: Fine

Brain: That’s smart Fat Man.

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