Hammer Time

Brain: “You need cooling, baby I’m not fooling”

Me: Huh, what?

Brain: “I’m gonna send ya, back to schooling”

Me: What?

Brain: “A-way down inside, A-Honey you need it”

Me: Need what?

Brain: “I’m gonna give you my love, I’m gonna give you my love.”

Me: Give me what?

Brain: : “Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love”

Me: Whatever, let’s get going

Brain: Indeed, Me. Nothing like starting the day with a headful of Zep to get you moving

Me: Where the hell did that come from

Brain: Let’s just say I had a little help from a friend

Me: Whatever

Brain: Come on Me. Embrace the day! It’s a glorious thing

Me: Whatever

Brain: Me, today is a unique opportunity, let’s start it right with a new personal best

Me: I don’t really feel like a personal best today

Brain: No worries Me, I’ll help you get there

Me: Whatever, this sucks

Brain: Enough with the negativity. Let’s go.

At the 21 minute mark

Me: Brain, look at that we’ve done 2 miles. That’s awesome. I think we can do 3 miles in under 33 minutes. What do you think?

Brain: I think that’s awesome. I got just the thing to help

At that point Spotify goes: Black Dog, Ramble On, Rock and Roll and Whole Lotta Love

Me: Wow Brain! What a great workout.

Brain: I told you. If you think great, great will happen

Me: I know but it’s hard to think positive all the time

Brain: You’re telling me

Me: Thanks for the refresher Brain

Brain: Every once in a while we all need a kick in the ass and who better than the Hammer of the Gods to deliver it

Me: Rock on Brain

Brain: Rock on indeed…a-wayyyyyyy down inside…..

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