Brain: “You need cooling, baby I’m not fooling”
Me: Huh, what?
Brain: “I’m gonna send ya, back to schooling”
Me: What?
Brain: “A-way down inside, A-Honey you need it”
Me: Need what?
Brain: “I’m gonna give you my love, I’m gonna give you my love.”
Me: Give me what?
Brain: : “Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love, Want to whole lotta love”
Me: Whatever, let’s get going
Brain: Indeed, Me. Nothing like starting the day with a headful of Zep to get you moving
Me: Where the hell did that come from
Brain: Let’s just say I had a little help from a friend
Me: Whatever
Brain: Come on Me. Embrace the day! It’s a glorious thing
Me: Whatever
Brain: Me, today is a unique opportunity, let’s start it right with a new personal best
Me: I don’t really feel like a personal best today
Brain: No worries Me, I’ll help you get there
Me: Whatever, this sucks
Brain: Enough with the negativity. Let’s go.
At the 21 minute mark
Me: Brain, look at that we’ve done 2 miles. That’s awesome. I think we can do 3 miles in under 33 minutes. What do you think?
Brain: I think that’s awesome. I got just the thing to help
At that point Spotify goes: Black Dog, Ramble On, Rock and Roll and Whole Lotta Love
Me: Wow Brain! What a great workout.
Brain: I told you. If you think great, great will happen
Me: I know but it’s hard to think positive all the time
Brain: You’re telling me
Me: Thanks for the refresher Brain
Brain: Every once in a while we all need a kick in the ass and who better than the Hammer of the Gods to deliver it
Me: Rock on Brain
Brain: Rock on indeed…a-wayyyyyyy down inside…..
