Brain: Closed today
Me: Hello?
Brain: Sorry we’re closed today
Me: What do you mean you’re closed today
Brain: What don’t you understand, we’re closed today
Me: You can’t be closed today.
Brain: Yep, totally closed. Have no interest in new or different ideas
Me: What? You’re supposed to be open every day
Brain: Nope I’m done.
Me: Done?
Brain: Yep, done
Me: Would you consider opening
Brain: Nope. Based on what I am seeing lots of Brain’s are closed so why shouldn’t I?
Me: Well for one, it’s important to be open all the time
Brain: Say’s who?
Me: I don’t know, I just think it’s important
Brain: Nope. We’re closed.
Me: So, we can’t talk about it?
Brain: Nope. I am made up.
Me: Come on Brain, just turn the sign to open
Brain: No, now go away
Me: Please?
Brain: For what? Like other Brain’s are suddenly going to open so we can have a real discussion. Like an open and honest discourse? Free of agenda’s and ego?
Me: Easy now, I just told you to turn the sign to open
Brain: Yeah, easy for you to say
Me: Come on Brain, I know you too well.
Brain: I hate you sometimes
Me: It’s okay Brain
Brain: Asshole, fine, we’re open
Me: Thanks Brain
