Brain: Gone off the edge….don’t know when I’ll be back again
Me: What edge?
Brain: Cuz I am leaving on a jet plane
Me: What?
Brain: Gone to Carolina in my mind
Me: Huh?
Brain: Remember, mind over matter
Me: Hello?
Brain: Rewind the mind
Me: What is going on?
Brain: Remind the wind
Me: Hey, wake up!
Brain: Excuse me. I need a moment with my mind
Me: Brain? Hello?
Brain: My bags are packed with number 2 pencils and Tropicana fruit punch
Me: Brain?
Brain: The elastic finally snapped and there’s no place left to land
Me: Hello?
Brain: The balsa wood plane carries only balsa wood people
Me: Okay Brain WAKE UP!!
Brain: Moving to Montana soon
Me: Come on Brain
Brain: It’s too dark – I can’t find the switch
Me: BRAIN!
Brain: Come out, come out wherever you are
Me: Hey, BRAIN!
Brain: Where the fuck did all the spiders come from?
Me: BRAIN!
Brain: Stop in the name of love Billy Jo Mcallister
Me: WAKE UP!
Brain: What’s that?
Me: Brain, what the hell is going on?
Brain: Nothing
Me: What do you mean nothing?
Brain: Just an exercise in nonsense
Me: What a waste of time
Brain: So not so wise one. Nonsense can be really good
Me: But it’s nonsense
Brain: You like Dr. Seuss right?
Me: I guess
Brain: Come on. He’s one of the most read children’s authors ever
Me: Sure, okay
Brain: Well Dr. Seuss once said, “Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”
Me: Interesting
Brain: I would say that we need more nonsense today than ever
Me: Humph
Brain: Whack a mole
Me: What
Brain: Just seeing if you were paying attention
Me: Attention, I’m exhausted and it’s just 4am
Brain: Perfect, let’s get going to the gym
Me: Ugh, Fine
Brain: Don’t be such a poop head
Me: Let’s go
Brain: Indeed
