Brain Nonsense

Brain: Gone off the edge….don’t know when I’ll be back again

Me: What edge?

Brain: Cuz I am leaving on a jet plane

Me: What?

Brain: Gone to Carolina in my mind

Me: Huh?

Brain: Remember, mind over matter

Me: Hello?

Brain: Rewind the mind

Me: What is going on?

Brain: Remind the wind

Me: Hey, wake up!

Brain: Excuse me. I need a moment with my mind

Me: Brain? Hello?

Brain: My bags are packed with number 2 pencils and Tropicana fruit punch

Me: Brain?

Brain: The elastic finally snapped and there’s no place left to land

Me: Hello?

Brain: The balsa wood plane carries only balsa wood people

Me: Okay Brain WAKE UP!!

Brain: Moving to Montana soon

Me: Come on Brain

Brain: It’s too dark – I can’t find the switch


Brain: Come out, come out wherever you are

Me: Hey, BRAIN!

Brain: Where the fuck did all the spiders come from?


Brain: Stop in the name of love Billy Jo Mcallister


Brain: What’s that?

Me: Brain, what the hell is going on?

Brain: Nothing

Me: What do you mean nothing?

Brain: Just an exercise in nonsense

Me: What a waste of time

Brain: So not so wise one. Nonsense can be really good

Me: But it’s nonsense

Brain: You like Dr. Seuss right?

Me: I guess

Brain: Come on. He’s one of the most read children’s authors ever

Me: Sure, okay

Brain: Well Dr. Seuss once said, “Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”

Me: Interesting

Brain: I would say that we need more nonsense today than ever

Me: Humph

Brain: Whack a mole

Me: What

Brain: Just seeing if you were paying attention

Me: Attention, I’m exhausted and it’s just 4am

Brain: Perfect, let’s get going to the gym

Me: Ugh, Fine

Brain: Don’t be such a poop head

Me: Let’s go

Brain: Indeed

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