Brain: What the fuck was that about?
Me: Hey Brain. What’s up?
Brain: Weirdness abounds
Me: That was a pretty weird dream
Brain: Weird? It was totally bizzaro world
Me: Yeah, it was weird even for you
Brain: I know. World at war, bombing runs nearby, weird underwater scenes and all of those do not pass signs
Me: Those signs, right.
Brain: Why did we keep driving passed all the signs that say “DO NOT PASS”
Me: Huh?
Brain: Talk about a blast from the past…..I never could figure out why we passed the “DO NOT PASS” signs
Me: Hmmmmmm
Brain: There were a lot of them and zoom, we went passed every one of them
Me: Right?
Brain: Weird, the things you remember. Driving passed the past or is it driving past the passed
Me: What?
Brain: I remember as clear as yesterday….sitting in the back seat, window down, wind blowing in my face, me staring vacuously at the scenery zooming by when another sign would quickly come and go through my field of vision
Me: Yawn
Brain: What the hell is that?
Me: Huh?
Brain: Nevermind, let’s get going
Me: Really?
Brain: Yes. Let’s start the week right
Me: Right my ass
Brain: Come on Fat Man, time to sweat
Me: Sweat this
Brain: What ever, get dressed
Me: Man I am tired
Brain: No rest for the wicked and put a damn shirt on
Me: I’m getting there, calm down
Brain: Hurry before Greenpeace grabs you and puts you back in the ocean
Me: Shut up asshole
Brain: Watch out Fat Man they’re here to clean your blow hole!
Me: Shut up
Brain: hehehehehe. I love when you get mad
Me: Fuck off, let’s go
Brain: Sounds good your Fatness
Me: Ugh
Brain: Ugh indeed
reads like you are going to have a non verbal day….enjoy your quietness
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