Brain: Happy Tuesday Fat Man
Me: Whatever you say
Brain: Come on man, it’s a glorious day
Me: It’s 4am, nothing is glorious
Brain: Embrace the day, it’s awesome
Brain: Let’s rock and roll
Me: You and your rock and roll, ugh
Brain: Fat Man, you’re going to rock the elliptical. I just know it
Me: Glad you think so
Brain: I don’t think, I know so
Me: Alright, let’s go
Arriving at the gym we begin our elliptical session
Brain: Fat Man?
Brain: Do you believe what that guy in front of us just did?
Me: What are you talking about?
Brain: Do you see that guy getting off the treadmill in front of us?
Brain: Look at the screen of the treadmill
Me: Yeah, so what?
Brain: So what? He walked for 17:25 and got off having walked .95 of a mile
Me: So what?
Brain: So WHAT?
Me: Yeah, so what
Brain: Oh dude of the double X, you can’t get off the treadmill at 17:25 or leave it at .95 of a mile
Me: WHy not?
Brain: It’s not right. You gotta finish the last .05 mile to make it an even 1 mile. You need to at least keep walking until you end on a clean minute time like 18:00 or 20:00
Me: What the hell are you talking about
Brain: We need to go over there and finish his mile
Brain: Come on, he left. Let’s go finish the walk so it’s an even mile
Me: We are not going to do that
Brain: I have to Fat Man
Brain: It’s really bugging me, I’m going over
Me: No we are not
Me: We can’t. If we leave our elliptical we won’t finish on our even mile distance
Brain: Shit, you’re right. What the fuck am I going to do?
Me: How about you just chill out and relax
Brain: I can’t it’s really bugging me. Look at it mocking us with it’s bright .95 shining at us
Me: Dude, you need to focus on something else
Brain: Like what?
Me: Maybe if you’re good today I’ll take you to Barnes and Noble and you can arrange the books on their shelves
Brain: Okay, where were we
Me: Just finishing our 3 miles for the day
Brain: Cool, thanks Fat Man
Me: Anytime Brain