Me: What time is it?
Me: Why are we awake?
Brain: I was just thinking
Me: What is 292?
Brain: It’s a number of a song
Me: Huh? What do you mean, “Number of a song.”
Brain: “When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide where I stop and I turn and I go for a ride….”
Brain: Winner, winner chicken dinner. Now for bonus points what is the name of the song and the album
Me: Helter Skelter and the White Album
Brain: Correcto Mundo! Johnny tell the lucky guy what’s he’s won
Me: Okay, what is with the weird number reference
Brain: Remember in high school we used to go to Johnny’s Apizza in Milford?
Me: Yeah, I remember that. We’d go a lot of times after soccer games. If I recall correctly they’d serve us beer too
Brain: You got that right Fat Man….don’t tell anyone but we weren’t of legal drinking age
Me: No problem, the secret is safe with me
Brain: Good job
Me: So what about 292
Brain: Remember the juke box?
Me: I think so
Brain: Well 292 was Helter Skelter. Before we’d leave we’d throw in all the quarters we had and play 292 over and over again.
Me: Why the hell would you do that
Brain: Because we could
Me: So you were a dick back then
Me: Can we now go back to sleep?
Brain: Sure Fat Man
Me: I am not sure I can sleep
Brain: Fat Man, can you hear the rain outside?
Brain: Listen closely. It’s a perfect spring rain
Brain: It’s 46 degrees, you can hear the rain falling
Brain: Works every time. Now watch this
Me: Why the fuck is the alarm going off
Brain: Time to wake up you napping Narwhal
Me: Man oh man. I am so tired
Brain: Let’s go lazy ass
Me: Man, I had the strangest dream. I was hanging out in a playground with Paul McCartney…..
Me: He was being a dick and not letting me go on the slide
Brain: Okay Orca boy let’s get going
ME: Shut up
Brain: No problemo sleepy Shamu
Me: Enough with the whale references
Brain: Hehehehehe, sorry dude