Me: Hmmmm that’s weird? Where’s that pain in the ass Brain?
Brain: Weeeeeeeeeee
Me: Hello? Anybody in there?
Brain: Weeeeeeeeeee
Me: Hey Brain, nod if you can hear me
Brain: Whoooooooooaaaa
Me: What the hell is going on?
Brain: Nothing man
Me: Why the hell can’t I hear the alarm?
Brain: Remember when you were young
Me: Huh?
Brain: You shone like the sun
Me: Brain? Hello
Brain: Shine on you crazy diamond
Me: What the fuck is going on and why can’t I hear the alarm going off?
Brain: Now there’s a look in your eyes
Me: Brain?
Brain: Like black holes in the sky
Me: Shit, I left the Bluetooth earbuds in last night
Brain: Shine on you crazy diamond
…….Taking the Bluetooth ear buds out of my ears
Me: Shit. Brain’s been listening to Pink Floyd all night….
Brain: Hey, what happened, where did the music go?
Me: Sorry about that. We forgot to take the earbuds out
Brain: Whoa that was a wild night
Me: I can imagine
Brain: Right on Fat Man, ready to sweat
Me: No
Brain: Let’s go my little brick in the wall
Me: You are so weird
Brain: Come on lets rock. It’s a great day to shine
Me: I don’t think so
Brain: What? I’m serious Portly Paddy let’s go
Me: Nope
Brain: Why is it always a fight to get you to the gym
Me: Because I am tired
Brain: The world’s tired douche, let’s go
Me: Nope
Brain: (in a whisper)….careful with the axe, Eugene
Me: What did you say
Brain: (even softer)…..the stars are screaming loud…..
Me: I heard that. What about an axe
Brain: Oh nothing, just a little motivational thought. Let’s go
Me: If we go will you shut up?
Brain: Sure as long as you promise to shine bright today
Me: I’ll try
Brain: that’s all I can ask for Fat Man.
Me: Fine
Brain: Let’s rock the day you lazy lighthouse of pozitudinally righteous love
Me: Ugh, you are so fucking weird
Brain: Hey as HST once said, “When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.”
Me: Whatever
you do know that if your brain is weird so are you….for getting up at 4;30am to go to a gym. why not go after work???
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I like starting my day in the gym
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