Brain:  Hey, wake up Me: Yeah, yeah Brain: No really, it’s time to get our groove on Me: Groove this Brain: Let’s go your Fatness. It’s the unofficial start to summer! Let’s rock and roll Me: Why the hell are you so happy this morning Brain: What other way is there to be oh High … More Brain on Stage

Me: Hey Brain Brain: What? Me: I deleted all the German names from my cell phone Brain: What? Me: Yeah, it’s Hans-free Brain: It’s a wonder that I hang around with you. Me: Not like you have a choice Brain: True Me: Hey what’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? Brain: Stop Me: … More Reflective Brain

Me:  <In a panic> Holy shit, we have a big problem Brain: Huh? Me: We have a big problem, wake the fuck up Brain: What’s the problem? Me: I forgot my password Brain: Which password? Me: I don’t know, I think all of them Brain: What are you talking about? Me: My phone doesn’t recognize … More Twitter Brain

Me: What the fuck was all that about? Brain: Huh? Me: Seriously, what was with all the beetles? Brain: Huh? Beatles? Me: Yes, I could hardly sleep because I kept dreaming about Beetles Brain: Which one? Me: What do you mean which one? Brain: Well, there was John, George, Paul and Ringo Me: No, not … More Beetle Brain

Brain: Man, I can’t see anything through this fog Me: Yawn, what? Brain: I can’t see shit through this fog. What the hell did you do? Me: Nothing Brain: No really, what did you do? Me: About what? Brain: What do you mean, about what? Me You asked me what did I do and all … More Foggy Brain