Me: Alright, alright can you ever be quiet?
Brain: Nope. Time to get up
Me: It’s only 330am!!!
Brain: But you’re not tired. Think of all the stuff you need to get done today
Me: Ugh, you suck
Brain: Since we’re up lets go to the gym
Me: Fine
Driving down the driveway we stop. I roll down the window and start talking to the Barred owl that is sitting on a branch 15 feet from me
Brain: Hey, what the hell are you doing
Me: “hoo,hoo,too-hoo,hoo, hoo,hoo,too-hoo,ooooo”
Brain: No really, why are we stopped on the driveway and you have your head out the window making ridiculous sounds
Me: I’m talking to that barred owl
Brain: Why?
Me: Why not?
Brain: Who are you Dr. Fucking Doolittle?
Me: Shut up. Can you once just appreciate the environment around you
Brain: Fine. Oh, look at the pretty owl
Me: Don’t be a dick
Brain: I do appreciate the environment. I just don’t appreciate your imitation of a barred owl at 345am
Me: Hey, you’re the one that woke us up
Brain: True enough
Me: Look at her staring right at us
Brain: She is pretty cool looking with those black pools for eyes
Me: Very cool. “hoo,hoo,too-hoo,hoo, hoo,hoo,too-hoo,ooooo”
Brain: Dude, enough with the hoo, hoo, hoo’s. If I am lucky Mrs. Owl mistakes your head for a field mouse.
Me: Do you know that owls have long been associated with wisdom, stealth, clairvoyance, the occult and Goddess Athena?
Brain: Yeah, so
Me: You also find the owl symbol referenced in Freemasonry
Brain: Whatever you say
Me: As a matter of fact there’s a tiny owl hidden on a one dollar bill
Brain: Really? Where?
Me: You have to find it yourself
Brain: Just tell me
Me: Nope
Brain: Fine, I’ll get it out of you when you not paying attention
Me: “hoo,hoo,too-hoo,hoo, hoo,hoo,too-hoo,ooooo”
Brain: Stop with the hooting, let’s get going
Me: Fine. Bye owl
Brain: Speaking of birds, you’re a loon
Me: Very funny
Brain: Boobies, boobies, boobies
Me: Get your mind out of the gutter
Brain: What? Boobies are birds too?
Me: Whatever
Brain: What do you have against Boobies?
Me: I have nothing against Boobies, especially the blue-footed booby
Brain: Now your talking
Me: Hey reader? Can you find the tiny owl on the one dollar bill?
