Dandelion Brain

Brain: Hey what are you doing?

Me: Nothing

Brain: Why are you in here?

Me: I don’t know, you must have left the door open

Brain: Hmmmm, I thought for sure I shut it tight

Me: What’s the big issue?

Brain: No issue I was just doing some stuff and don’t need you poking around

Me: What kind of stuff?

Brain: Just stuff

Me: What do you mean stuff?

Brain: (Who cares what I tell him, he’ll think it was a dream) I’m planting our thought garden

Me: Huh?

Brain: A thought garden

Me: Cool what are you planting

Brain: To be honest I got a couple of different packs of seeds that I am just going to scatter over here, in our Claustrum

Me: The what?

Brain: The Claustrum. It’s just outside of Boston

Me: Huh?

Brain: Just kidding. The Claustrum is a relatively obscure region of me. It’s believed that the Claustrum coordinates different inputs and outputs across me to create consciousness.

Me: Huh?

Brain: I know, pretty weird

Me: So what are you planting?

Brain: Well, we have myriad thoughts. Some good, some not so good, some funny that we can share, some funny that we can’t share. Some totally stupid and some pure genius

Me: So how do you know what will grow

Brain: It depends on which one’s we feed and nuture.

Me: Look it that one floating around just like a dandelion. Weeeeeee

Brain: Stop running through there, those are not dandelions

Me: They sure look like dandelions

Brain: Shit, you’re spreading those seeds all over the place

Me: Hehehehe, this is fun

Brain: Enough, time to stop this nonsense

Me: Zzzzzzzzz

Brain: A little more nudging

Me: Yawn, hmmmm. Good morning Brain

Brain: Good morning you pain in the ass

Me: Pain in the ass? What did I do now?

Brain: Nothing, it’s my term of endearment for you

Me: Man, I had the wildest dreams

Brain: Really?

Me: Yeah, I had a dream that I was running through a big field of dandelions chasing the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz

Brain: Really?

Me: And when I caught up with him we ran into Dorothy but it was really Mary Ann from Gilligan’s Island

Brain: Stop! I definitely don’t need to hear more of your thoughts

Me: What is wrong with that?

Brain: I just didn’t know where you were going with your commentary

Me: Relax Brain, nothing but good thoughts

Brain: Good to hear Fat Man

Me: I think it’s going to be a great day Brain

Brain: Nothing better than positive thoughts

Me: Right on Brain

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