Python Brain

Brain:  Always look on the bright side of life…..

Me: Yawn, what

Brain: Always look on the bright side of life…..

Me: Huh

Brain: Happy International Monty Python Day

Me: Right

Brain: Come on Fat Man, it’s a good day to celebrate this irreverent thing we call life

Me: Ummm, okay

Brain: With all its twists and turns, tears and smiles, ups and downs, lefts and rights, life is amazing

Me: What the hell got into you?

Brain: Nothing, you wiper of other people’s bottoms

Me: oh no, here we go

Brain: Blessed are the cheese-makers!

Me: Okay, bless you cheese-makers

Brain:  Come on you high-heel, suspenders and a bra wearing lumberjack

Me: Whatever

Brain: In all seriousness life is pretty crazy

Me: I guess

Brain: Check out the definition of life as conveyed by the dialogue at the end of the Meaning of Life movie:

Lady Presenter: Well, that’s the end of the film. Now, here’s the meaning of life.
[receives envelope]

Lady Presenter: Thank you Bridgette.
[opens envelope, reads what’s inside]

Lady Presenter: M-hmm. Well, it’s nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back into the sodding cinema.  Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during Tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where’s the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here’s the theme music. Goodnight.

Me: That is pretty cool and funny

Brain: What I find interesting is that it’s a dialogue very appropriate for today yet the movie came out 35 years ago

Me: No shit

Brain: Hehehe, gratuitous penises

Me:  You are juvenile

Brain: Hey look at Washington, talk about gratuitous penises

Me: Very true

Brain: Indeed


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