Brain: No gym today, huh?
Me: Why not?
Brain: Because it’s already 530am. We slept through the alarm
Me: Really? Wow.
Brain: That was quite a mother’s day celebration.
Me: I guess it was, what a glorious day. Good food, great people, wonderful weather and plenty to drink
Brain: Plenty indeed….ouch
Me: Why does my face and chest hurt?
Brain: I think you have sunburn oh Fried Fat Man
Me: Ugh, I thought we put sunscreen on?
Brain: I think you thought about putting sunscreen on
Me: Hmmmm that wasn’t smart
Brain: Since when are we smart
Me: Good point
Me: How did my chest get sunburned?
Brain: You took your shirt off, remember?
Me: Oh yeah. Ugh.
Brain: You’re just lucky no one showed up looking to throw you back into the ocean
Me: Very funny
Brain: No really, why would you take off your shirt in public
Me: I wasn’t in public. I was in the backyard at my mother’s house
Brain: Whatever, you still should have grabbed the roller and put on sunscreen
Me: I know, I know
Brain: I mean, with our lack of hair we should be putting something on that is made by Benjamin Moore not something made by Coppertone
Me: Cute Brain
Brain: I really don’t feel like doing anything today
Me: Let’s not
Brain: Dude, we have to go to work today
Me: Oh, yeah.
Brain: I think a good shower, shave and a couple cups of coffee and we’ll be good to go
Me: I guess
Brain: No guess Crispy Fat Man we’ll totally rock
Me: If you say so
Brain: Plus I think we’ve got some aloe to put on
Me: Cool that should help