Brain: Heeeeeeelllllllloooooo
Me: What????
Brain: Hey there sleeping beauty, let’s get up and rock the day
Me: Rock this
Brain: Come on Fat Man don’t be a negative nelly
Me: Just shut up
Brain: It’s Tuesday! Let’s have some fun
Me: Fun? You want us to have fun?
Brain: That’s right your Fatness
Me: We have to work. How can we have fun?
Brain: That’s the whole idea. Let’s have fun at work today
Me: And how are we going to do that?
Brain: Well to start, you need to change your attitude right now
Me: Whatever
Brain: Don’t whatever me
Me: Fine. Yippee. Is that better
Brain: You can do better. Channel that inner lighthouse of pozitoodinal energy that I know is hiding in there
Me: Lighthouse of what?
Brain: Pozitoodinal energy my brother. Shine bright and you’ll make everyone around you shine too
Me: I want what you’ve been smoking
Brain: No can do lighter of other peoples flames
Me: No really, what the hell are you on?
Brain: It’s called life my follically challenge little friend
Me: Life?
Brain: Yep that thing most of us take for granted everyday
Me: So
Brain: Take nothing for granted you knuckle-dragger
Me: Shut up
Brain: Live Large Fatman! You need to be all-in
Me: Okay, I’ll play along
Brain: That’s right dude
Me: So what next
Brain: I think a revitalizing shower is in order and then onto rock our day
Me: Let’s do it Brain
Brain: Rock on! Pozitoodinal love for everyone!
Me: Right on
