Me: Hey Brain
Me: I deleted all the German names from my cell phone
Me: Yeah, it’s Hans-free
Brain: It’s a wonder that I hang around with you.
Me: Not like you have a choice
Me: Hey what’s the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
Me: Come on
Brain: I don’t know, what?
Me: One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter
Brain: Just shut up
Me: Come on Brain, lighten up
Brain: I’ll lighten up if you shut up
Me: Nope, no can do. Hey what did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Brain: Please stop
Me: Make me one with everything. HAHAHAHAHA
Brain: Man you are stupid
Me: I got a million of them. Hey why don’t ants get sick?
Brain: Ugh, Why?
Me: Because they have anty-bodies
Brain: That’s it, I’m done
Me: Okay, I’ll stop
Brain: Thank you
Me: Brain, aren’t you excited about the 3 day weekend
Brain: Absolutely. Monday is Memorial Day!
Me: Weee hoooo
Brain: there’s a great Twain quote that I discovered the other day: “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
Me: Hmmmm, interesting
Brain: Definitely food for thought
Me: Mmmmm food. Maybe we can have a cookout
Me: Mmmmm, get me one of them Buddhist dogs
Brain: You just won’t stop will you?
Me: Never Brain
Brain: Fine, lets enjoy the weekend and take a little time to reflect on what Memorial Day is all about.
Me: I will Brain, thanks for reminding me
Brain: You’re welcome Fat Man