And the beat goes on….

Heart: “The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding
A rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da”
Brain: Heart are you really singing a Sonny and Cher song?
Heart: You bet Brain…
Brain: You scare me
Heart: Come on Brain, you know you like it too
Brain: Nope not me
Heart: Oh yeah, then why do I know all the words
“Charleston was once the rage, uh huh
History has turned the page, uh huh
The mini skirts the current thing, uh huh
Teenybopper is our newborn king, uh huh”
Brain: Um, uh, um, I don’t know
Heart: You are so busted
Brain: Whatever
Heart: Where’s Fat Man
Brain: He’s fast asleep
Heart: Cool so it’s just us
Brain: Yep
Heart: So I have a question to ask
Brain: Go for it
Heart: Were you scared?
Brain: Scared of what?
Heart: Scared that the procedure wouldn’t work
Brain: I had my moments
Heart: You did a good job of hiding them all
Brain: Well you helped
Heart: How did I help
Brain: You were so strong  it made it easy to believe the procedure would be a success
Heart: I’m not sure about the strong part but I never felt you were afraid
Brain: Thanks Heart. It was definitely a team effort
Heart: We do make a good team, don’t we
Brain: Hey, you want to fuck with the Fat Man?
Heart: How do we do that?
Brain: He’s fast asleep we can mess with his dreams
Heart: Hehehe, no way
Brain: Yes way
Heart: What should we do?
Brain: I got it. Let’s make a giant Cher head and have it chase him around
Heart: Oh my god, that will be great. Can I do the sound track?
Brain: Absolutely, you can start anytime
Heart: “The beat goes on, the beat goes on
Drums keep pounding
A rhythm to the brain
La de da de de, la de da de da”
Brain: Perfect
Me: Whoa, what the fuck was that?
Brain: What’s up Fat Man?
Me: Holy shit I just had the most fucked up dream.
Heart: Really, what was it about?
Me: All I remember was that there was this giant head and it was chasing me around the
front yard
Brain: A giant head? That’s fucked up
Me: Shit, it was a giant Cher head chasing me
Heart: Oh my. The only way it could have been worse is if the giant head was singing a Sonny and Cher song
Me: Heart, it was. Hey how did you know that
Heart: Know what?
Me: Okay Brain, what the hell is going on
Brain: Nothing
Me: Heart?
Heart: It was Brains idea
Brain: Hey, you were the one with the soundtrack idea
Heart: Sorry Fat Man, we were just messing with ya
Me: You guys suck.

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