Fathoms of the Brain

Me: Breathe in, breathe out Brain: Yawn Me: Breathe in, breathe out, no sleeping, relax Brain: Yawn Me: Breathe in, breathe out, focus Brain: hmmmmmmm, focus Me: Breathe in, breathe out, singular focus, breathe in, breathe out Brain: hmmmmmmm, singular focus Me: That’s it Brain – breathe in, breathe out – we’re almost there Brain: … More Fathoms of the Brain

Fleeting

Brain:  What the fuck happened to yesterday and why is tomorrow so pissed off at today? Me:  I don’t know Brain: I think yesterday is pissed because yesterday knows it’s all but forgotten.  What really pisses off tomorrow is that it may never happen and if it does happen it’s today and tomorrow is still … More Fleeting

REM Brain

< Bolting upright in bed in a total adrenaline rush> Me: What the fuck! Holy shit! Man, that was close Brain: What’s up Fat Man Me: What’s up? Didn’t you hear that thunder? Brain: What are you talking about? Me: We almost got hit by lightning Brain: Really? Me: What?  We really almost just got … More REM Brain

Brain Flame

Brain: Heeeeeeelllllllloooooo Me: What???? Brain: Hey there sleeping beauty, let’s get up and rock the day Me: Rock this Brain: Come on Fat Man don’t be a negative nelly Me: Just shut up Brain: It’s Tuesday! Let’s have some fun Me: Fun? You want us to have fun? Brain: That’s right your Fatness Me: We … More Brain Flame

Fried Brain

Brain:  No gym today, huh? Me: Why not? Brain: Because it’s already 530am. We slept through the alarm Me: Really? Wow. Brain: That was quite a mother’s day celebration. Me: I guess it was, what a glorious day. Good food, great people, wonderful weather and plenty to drink Brain: Plenty indeed….ouch Me: Why does my … More Fried Brain

F***ing Brain

Brain: Do you know what I find interesting? Me: No. What time is it? Brain: 3am Me: Again? Brain: What do you mean again? It’s 3am once a day Me: Again, as in, why are you waking me up at 3am AGAIN Brain: Oh, I was thinking about the word fuck Me: It’s fucking 3am, … More F***ing Brain

Python Brain

Brain:  Always look on the bright side of life….. Me: Yawn, what Brain: Always look on the bright side of life….. Me: Huh Brain: Happy International Monty Python Day Me: Right Brain: Come on Fat Man, it’s a good day to celebrate this irreverent thing we call life Me: Ummm, okay Brain: With all its … More Python Brain

Brain Curd

Brain: This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test. If this was a real emergency, well, we’d be fucked Me: Huh? Brain: Rise and shine Knucklehead Me: Whoa, we got whacked hard by the sleep stick last night Brain: You’re welcome. I thought we’d appreciate it Me: What a … More Brain Curd

Paddle Brain

Me: Oh man I could have used another couple of hours of sleep Brain: Let’s go Fat Man. No rest for the wicked Me: But it’s 66 degrees already and it’s only 4am Brain: Dude you complain when it’s cold, you complain when it’s hot…just shut up Me: Hey, I’m a New Englander, it’s what … More Paddle Brain

Brain Rockets

Brain: Pssssst Me: WHAT!!! Brain: Oh, you’re awake Me: You already knew that. Why are you pretending it’s a surprise? Brain: Aren’t we Mr Panties-in-a-Bunch this morning Me: I’m tired, let’s just get on with it Brain: Okay, fine. Get dressed and let’s go to the gym Me: Fine, yawn….. Arriving to a surprisingly busy … More Brain Rockets