Brain Mileage

Brain: Happy Tuesday Fat Man Me: Whatever you say Brain: Come on man, it’s a glorious day Me: It’s 4am, nothing is glorious Brain: Embrace the day, it’s awesome Me: Sure Brain: Let’s rock and roll Me: You and your rock and roll, ugh Brain: Fat Man, you’re going to rock the elliptical. I just … More Brain Mileage

Wobbly Brain

Brain: Please shut that thing off Me: I just turned it to snooze Brain: Whatever Me: Ahhhhhhh Brain: What the fuck, shut it off! Me: Sorry Brain, that was 6 minutes, time to get up Brain: 6 minutes? It felt like hours Me: I know, that’s the magic of the snooze button Brain: Ugh, where’s … More Wobbly Brain